new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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