Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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