We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize