I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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