i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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