I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
