good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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