that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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