I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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