I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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