Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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