Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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