You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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