my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She's the barista slut.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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