They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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