I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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