it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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