My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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