3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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