If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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