You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
