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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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