My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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