I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
id be glad to
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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