There was a lot of him and a little penis
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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