Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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