it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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