I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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