Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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