True but thats because hes a fetus.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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