Define "chronic" masturbator.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Randomize
