That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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