Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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