first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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