Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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