I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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