She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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