help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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