im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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