Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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