why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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