Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Randomize
