These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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