Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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