ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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