if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Will exercising make me less horny?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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