so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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