from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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