She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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