another moral hangover. fuck.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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