Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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