I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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