i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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