no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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